The following are things I have never, ever said while on my bike. I was thinking about them today, while laying around languishing in what may the beginning stages of a cold I do not want to have. Sigh.
Oh. Sweet. More climbing!
Hey, guys…um….I think we should maintain a reasonable speed on that downhill.
I think my kit makes my calves and thighs look awesome.
I wish I could wear my cleats all the time.
Stop signs are such a good idea.
I see its really windy outside – now I’m excited!
I think I’ll pass on that burrito.
Lets leave the road bike at home – I want to take the heavy one today.
I don’t really bother locking the front wheel.
Stretching is for suckers.
Having two bikes sucks.
Why yes, I would love to wait for this light to turn green at this completely empty intersection.
Falling over is the best. No, I don’t feel like a tool. Why?
I prefer not to draft.
I heart pedestrians.
I can totally get behind the idea of white bartape.
My gloves are clean enough.
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